New Year Gift

Hari was taking an afternoon sleep on New Years Eve prior to celebrations.

When she woke up, she said krishna, her husband, that dear, I dreamt that you have gifted me a diamond ring as a New year present. What does it all means?

Krishna simply smiled and answered wait dear, you will come to know tonight.

At midnight, when the New Year was chiming,

Krishna gifted her with a small package.

Hari excitedly opened the package quickly and she found a book named Dreams and the meaning of dreams!!

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Have a Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.

After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."

The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"

The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."


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James Bond and a Telugu guy fly to New york

James Bond and a Telugu guy fly to New york in a flight.

Telugu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.

Telugu guy asks the name of Bond.

Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!

And Bond asks Telugu Guy's name.

Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad! Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi ! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

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Pappu Married Life...

Ramu met his newly married Friend Pappu

Ramu: How's Your Married Life

Pappu: Not Good Yaar

Ramu: Why, What Happen?

Pappu: You Know, What's My Wife Name?

Ramu: I Don't Know...

Pappu: Her Name is "Google"

Ramu: What Kind of Name is That?

Pappu: Wherever I Am, She Find Me.

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I Will Never Trust A Girl

Ramesh: I will never trust any girl as of now. All are liars.
Suresh: What happened bro? Your Girlfriend did anything.

Ramesh: Don't take her name. I don't wanna see her face ever again.
Suresh: Why? You saw her with another guy?

Ramesh: No bro!
Suresh: Then What?

Ramesh: She caught me with my 2nd Girlfriend, whereas she has told me yesterday, she was going out of city. "SUCH A LIER".

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Different Tastes at Different Age Groups for Men and Women

Women are so difficult... Always changing their taste....
At 18, They want Handsome Men.
At 25, They want Matured Men.
At 30, They want Successful Men.
At 40, They want Established Men.
At 50, They want Faithful Men.

Men are very simple... They never change their taste...
At 18, They want pretty young Girls.
At 25, They want pretty young Girls,
At 30, They want pretty young Girls,
At 40, They want pretty young Girls.
At 50, They still want pretty young Girls

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