James Bond and a Telugu guy fly to New york

James Bond and a Telugu guy fly to New york in a flight.

Telugu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.

Telugu guy asks the name of Bond.

Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!

And Bond asks Telugu Guy's name.

Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad! Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi ! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

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Pappu Married Life...

Ramu met his newly married Friend Pappu

Ramu: How's Your Married Life

Pappu: Not Good Yaar

Ramu: Why, What Happen?

Pappu: You Know, What's My Wife Name?

Ramu: I Don't Know...

Pappu: Her Name is "Google"

Ramu: What Kind of Name is That?

Pappu: Wherever I Am, She Find Me.

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I Will Never Trust A Girl

Ramesh: I will never trust any girl as of now. All are liars.
Suresh: What happened bro? Your Girlfriend did anything.

Ramesh: Don't take her name. I don't wanna see her face ever again.
Suresh: Why? You saw her with another guy?

Ramesh: No bro!
Suresh: Then What?

Ramesh: She caught me with my 2nd Girlfriend, whereas she has told me yesterday, she was going out of city. "SUCH A LIER".

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Different Tastes at Different Age Groups for Men and Women

Women are so difficult... Always changing their taste....
At 18, They want Handsome Men.
At 25, They want Matured Men.
At 30, They want Successful Men.
At 40, They want Established Men.
At 50, They want Faithful Men.

Men are very simple... They never change their taste...
At 18, They want pretty young Girls.
At 25, They want pretty young Girls,
At 30, They want pretty young Girls,
At 40, They want pretty young Girls.
At 50, They still want pretty young Girls

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Courageous Hunter

Somu: I'm gonna go hunting dude!

Ramu: What are you gonna hunt?
Somu: Lions!

Ramu: Woah dude! awesome! stay safe.
Somu: Ok man thanks!

Ramu: Dude, how was the hunting trip?
Somu: I didn't go man!

Ramu: Why? what happened?
Somu: There was a Dog standing outside my Gate.



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Difference Between Love Marriage & Arranged Marriage

Arrange Marriage:
    "While you are walking, unfortunately a snakes bites you"

Love Marriage:
     Dancing in front of Cobra and singing "Wanna be my chammak challo"


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Funny Discussion Between Young Couple

Husband 2 Wife: " Did You have any boyfriend before marriage ??"

Wife: Remains silent

Husband: What I think about this silent ??

Wife: Abbe wait I am Counting



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