Courageous Hunter

Somu: I'm gonna go hunting dude!

Ramu: What are you gonna hunt?
Somu: Lions!

Ramu: Woah dude! awesome! stay safe.
Somu: Ok man thanks!

Ramu: Dude, how was the hunting trip?
Somu: I didn't go man!

Ramu: Why? what happened?
Somu: There was a Dog standing outside my Gate.



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Difference Between Love Marriage & Arranged Marriage

Arrange Marriage:
    "While you are walking, unfortunately a snakes bites you"

Love Marriage:
     Dancing in front of Cobra and singing "Wanna be my chammak challo"


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Funny Discussion Between Young Couple

Husband 2 Wife: " Did You have any boyfriend before marriage ??"

Wife: Remains silent

Husband: What I think about this silent ??

Wife: Abbe wait I am Counting



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Best Day To Propose A Girl

Hey You Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. It is April 1

And You Know Why??

If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.


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Smartest President

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best Football player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag.


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Ken prays the god

One day, Ken went to church to pray.

God appeared and asked "Ken what do you wish for"?

Ken replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"

God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done"

Currently, Ken is now a bus driver at ABURI Girls secondary School.

Next time pray well. ...


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Pappu Vs YamRaj

Yamraj to Pappu: "Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai !!"

Pappu: "I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan's wife at Rahul Gandhi's wedding"

Yamraj died..,


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