Are bugs good to eat?

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says.

"There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.


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How many gorillas can fit into a car?

How many gorillas can fit into a car?

Eight.

How many chickens can fit into the car?

None,

the car is already full of gorillas.


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Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.

Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.

I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.

He said, Why do you ask me that Is it just because I am Chinese?

No it's because you're drinking MY beer!


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Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

 Man: I had to get to work.

Judge: Why didn't you take the bus?

 Man: I don't have a drivers license for the bus.

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Killing reply to WIfe....

Wife        : Jaanu, Kya..mein tumhare dreams me aati hun?

Husband : Nahi yar...

Wife        : Kyon....?

Husband : Mein Hanuman Chalisa padkar sotha hun....



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Never Joke on MPC students, they can do anything

Question: Prove that PAPA = MAMA

Medical Doctor: Not Possible
Accountant: No way
Barrister: Cannot be proved
Social science students: Not in this world,
but....

Mpc student: It is simple solution

As we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
then F = PA....(1)

Now according to Newtons 2nd law of motion,
Force(F)= Mass(M) * Acceleration(A)
i.e F = MA...(2)

From equation (1) and (2)
PA = MA
Squaring both side (PA)2 = (MA)2
PAPA = MAMA
Hence proved

Don't challenge Mpc students they can do anything....


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Women will be women

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"

God said, "No, you have another 34 years to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital

& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,

"You said I had another 34 years to live.

Why didn't you save me from the truck?"


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God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!"

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