Women will be women

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"

God said, "No, you have another 34 years to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital

& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,

"You said I had another 34 years to live.

Why didn't you save me from the truck?"


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God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!"

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Credit card call

Call from a bank: .



" Hello Mrs Khanna Mam ".

We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.

1. No annual charges

2. No interest on balance for three months

3. Big credit limit

4. No penalties for over spending.



Smart reply by the lady..

" No thanks ".

I have a husband-

1. With lifetime zero fee

2. No spending limit

3. No penalties and most importantly

4. No repayment forever.



Line cut without a word!!


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A wife said to her husband

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

And the husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.


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Class Room is Like a Train

Class Room is Like a Train ... . . . . . . .

1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP ....

Next Two Benches r General coach . . .

Then . Last Two Benches r Very Demanded. . . . . .

Bcz Its.."SLEEPER COACH"


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Joke By Manager Of An IT Company

Manager told a joke. Everyone in the Team laughed except one guy...

Manager asks him: " Didn't you understand my Joke????"

The Guy replied : I resigned yesterday




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A Cute Exercise Of Family Members

Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : Mom & Dad were fighting

Teacher : So what makes you late if they were fighting

Student : One Shoe was in Mom's Hand and Other one was in Dad's Hand





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Parent's Slapping Response To Teacher's Letter

A Letter from a Teacher to A Parent:
     Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's Answer:
     Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a Rose, Don't smell him.. just Teach him....






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