A wife said to her husband

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

And the husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.


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Class Room is Like a Train

Class Room is Like a Train ... . . . . . . .

1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP ....

Next Two Benches r General coach . . .

Then . Last Two Benches r Very Demanded. . . . . .

Bcz Its.."SLEEPER COACH"


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Joke By Manager Of An IT Company

Manager told a joke. Everyone in the Team laughed except one guy...

Manager asks him: " Didn't you understand my Joke????"

The Guy replied : I resigned yesterday




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A Cute Exercise Of Family Members

Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : Mom & Dad were fighting

Teacher : So what makes you late if they were fighting

Student : One Shoe was in Mom's Hand and Other one was in Dad's Hand





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Parent's Slapping Response To Teacher's Letter

A Letter from a Teacher to A Parent:
     Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's Answer:
     Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a Rose, Don't smell him.. just Teach him....






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Shocking reply to Mother...

Mother: Who is Aziz Sultan?
Son: I Don't Know?
Mother: Sometime give attention to Studies also..

Son: Do you know Chinky Aunty?
Mother: I Don't know?
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also...






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Excellent Reply To Girlfriend

Girl : Honey, where did u buy this iPhone... its beautiful??

Boy : I didn't buy this one.. I just got it

Girl : From where??

Boy : On a Race and I'm the first to got it

Girl : Between whom?? and what is the no. of racers??

Boy : Its just 3....A Police, Phone owner and Me






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