Joke On Comparison Of Cards

Debit Card : Its like Friendship...
  Advise to make adjustments in the Life.

Credit Card : Its like Girlfriend....
  Urge to spend more than our capability.

PAN Card : Its like Wife...
  Wants to Know Every Single Rupee of our Earnings...

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Best Explanation of GST

What is GST?

Earlier you had many "Girl friends, Friends, Half friends" Like " VAT/Service Tax/ Excise Tax etc"

Now Only one - "WIFE"

Remember all day
Report everything you do
Report every details in time.




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When Husband comes home drunk...

Husband comes home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he takes a laptop and starts working.*

Wife: "Did u drink?"

Husband: "Noo!"

Wife: "Then Why are you typing on the Suitcase?"




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Innocent Husband And A Lawyer

Husband: Dear Lawyer, I want Divorce. My Wife has not spoken to me for 6 Months.

Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wives like that are too hard to get..




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Hillarious Lines by Son

Kid failed in the Exam

Father: Aaj se mujhe papa mat kehena....

Son: Ohh, come on dad, it was...just "School test" not a "DNA test"





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Can you call my Boyfriend inside?

A Girl went to a Doctor

Girl: Can you call my Boyfriend inside?

Doctor: You don't need to be afraid, I am a decent man

Girl: No, actually your beautiful Nurse is standing outside and my Boyfriend is not decent, he is a Jaffa




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Lovely Wife...

Wife buys 10 underwears of same color for hubby....

Hubby: Why same color sweetheart....People will think that I never change my underwear.

Wife: Which people??

Hubby remains Silent


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