Innocent Husband And A Lawyer

Husband: Dear Lawyer, I want Divorce. My Wife has not spoken to me for 6 Months.

Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wives like that are too hard to get..




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Hillarious Lines by Son

Kid failed in the Exam

Father: Aaj se mujhe papa mat kehena....

Son: Ohh, come on dad, it was...just "School test" not a "DNA test"





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Can you call my Boyfriend inside?

A Girl went to a Doctor

Girl: Can you call my Boyfriend inside?

Doctor: You don't need to be afraid, I am a decent man

Girl: No, actually your beautiful Nurse is standing outside and my Boyfriend is not decent, he is a Jaffa




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Lovely Wife...

Wife buys 10 underwears of same color for hubby....

Hubby: Why same color sweetheart....People will think that I never change my underwear.

Wife: Which people??

Hubby remains Silent


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Hey Man... Did you shake it?

A mad man saw his friend crying by a river side.

He sat down beside him and asked: "why are u crying?"

The other one answered: " I put a cube of sugar in this river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It's not sweet!"

The mad man blew up with laughter and said: " You, You are very mad! Did you shake it???"





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Girl With Anxiety

Boy: Babe, I want to show you something...
Girl: Wow...what is it, darling?

Boy: But, can I show you this in your room?
Girl: Okay

Boy: Can we close the door?
Girl: mmm, okay

Boy: Can we close the window?
Girl: Very well... (grasping)

Boy: Can we turn off the light?
Girl: Yes (even grasping)

Boy: Grab my hand
Girl: (Grabs his hand) what is it honey?

Boy: Look at this... My watch can glow in the dark also





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Marriage Invitation

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...

1. Bride relatives
2. Groom relatives

He entered the groom door and found two doors again.

1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered men door and found two doors again.

1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel





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