THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH IS INFINITE

I called my school friend, He said he was working on a special project
" Aqua-Thermal Treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium And Steel Under A Constrained Environment".

I was so impressed, later I realized that
Idiot was washing Utensils in warm water under the supervision of his Wife.

THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH IS INFINITE!



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Customer Calls A Tech Support Guy

Tech Support Guy:
Your Password is The Small Letter "a" as in apple, Capital Letter "V" as in Victor, and the number 7274.

Customer: Is the 7274 in Capital Letters?

Tech Support Guy fainted down.



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Wife and Husband Started dieting

Wife and Me Started dieting...

She said we could have a cheat day today...

She brought home KFC & I brought home my Secretary..

Women are so tough to understand...


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Naughty Kids

KENNY: My Dad is the most important person in this country because the President of Nigeria himself calls him every night

JUNIOR: What does your dad do?

KENNY: He's a Minister.

JUNIOR: Well, my dad is the most important person that even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.

KENNY: Wow! What is does your dad do?

JUNIOR: He's a barber.

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Bahubali Vs Kattappa

Bahubali :
Mama... You have this much of Talent in almost all sectors.... Then Why didn't u get Married till now?...

Kattappa : I don't want to be Slave in Home too...


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Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy, Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
1st Sec: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Sec: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Sec: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

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Intelligent Pappu

Pappu nadi pe nahane ja raha tha...!

School ke peeche nadi main Principle Doob raha tha...!!

Pappu ne Dekha aur Zor Zor se chillate hue Bhaaga...!!!

KAL CHUTTE HAI... KAL CHUTTE HAI ....!!!!

Pappu rocks 

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