How funny the Father was Frustrated by his Kid

Dad: Whom do you like more Mummy or daddy..??
Kid : Both

Dad: No tell me anyone..?
Kid : Both

Dad: Ok, If I go to America and your Mother goes to Paris Where will u go.?
Kid : Paris..

Dad: It Means You Like your Mother..?
Kid : No, Because Paris is more beautiful than America..

Dad: Oh, If I go to Paris and your Mother goes to America so Where will you go.??
Kid : America..

Dad: Why.?
Kid : Paris I have already visited na daddy.

Dad: Jaa bey jaa.. Mom ki Chamche .. Jaa school Jaa..




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When Wife Saw Lipstick Mark on Shirt...

After a few years of marriage, while washing clothes, wife saw the Lipstick mark on her hubby shirt

Wife : Tell me about this Lipstick on your shirt.

Husband : Babe, I can explain!

Wife : I don't care!! Just ask her the *Brand" and *Shade No.* !!!




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Coffee and a Fly

A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.

Customer: How do I drink this coffee!

Waiter: Don't you know how to drink a coffee?

Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.

Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.

Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MY coffee

Waiter: Oh don't worry sir, the fly won't drink much!

Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.

Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?

(Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it's irritating!

Waiter: I guess, it doesn't know how to swim properly.

Customer: How do I drink this coffee?

Waiter: Don't you know how to drink? I will teach you!

He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.




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Makeup problem for a Wife

A wife doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed !!

Husband : 
         Are you crazy!!

Wife : 
      Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on Face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me..!!




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Intelligent Husband

Wife : Honey, Where are you?

Husband : I am at the Bank..

Wife : Dear, Please I need Rs.3000/- to activate my Blackberry, Rs.5000/- to my Hair and Rs.10,000/- to buy a Dress,

Husband : Sorry, I meant to say that I am at the "bank" of the River.. Do you want me to bring fish to cook?




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Chintu's Shocking reply to Pappu

Pappu : What Is The Difference Between Coffee Shop and Wine Shop?

Chintu : Coffee Shop Is The Starting Point Of Love and Wine Shop Is The Last Point Of Love.

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Illiterate Father and his Educated Son

An Illiterate Father and with his Educated Son went on a Campaign Trip.
They set up their Tent and Fell Asleep.

Some hours later, Father wakes his son and asks:
"Look up to the Sky and tell me what you see?

Son : I see Millions of stars

Father : What does that tell you?

Son : Astronomically, It tells that there are Millions of Galaxies & Planets

Father : Slaps the Son Hard and says " Idiot, someone has Stolen our Tent!


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