Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow

Teacher : Correct the sentence,

"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.











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The main tension of parents nowadays..!!

The main tension of parents nowadays..!!

What their Son/Daughter download?.

But...But

What their daughters upload












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Sweet love proposal - Q 1:What do you call a mother in Marathi?

Sweet love proposal -

Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?

Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?

Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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Answers:
1. I
2. Luv
3. U














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What’s the similarity between Income Tax

What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?

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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.















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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. Any last

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any last requests?" asked the jailer.

"Yes", replied one of the prisoners. "I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham"

And the second prisoner said, "Please kill me first."
















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A man was summoned to his attorney’s office.

A man was summoned to his attorney?s office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"

the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."

"That?s the bad news?" laughed the man.

"I can?t wait to hear the terrible news."

The terrible news is...

"The picture is of you and your secretary!"
















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Written On A Public Toilet Door. The Person Coming

Written On A Public Toilet Door.

The Person Coming In Next Is Not Interested In Knowing What You Had For Lunch, Dinner, Breakfast Etc,

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So, Please Flush Properly.
















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