Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Girl slaps d boy

Boy-what is this?

Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEEDBACK...












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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

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"Wrong number," replied the girl.













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Man 1: I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women

Man 1: I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women

Man 2: Get Marry Soon Then you will Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other












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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her "What happened?"

She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,

but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally

picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.

Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

But what happened to your other ear?

The person(phone) called back.









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Raju went to temple and saw people puting coin in box and praying

Raju went to the temple and saw people putting a coin in box & praying.


Raju: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through the coin.


phone without receiver!...












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Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling

Husband SMS His Wife: "Hi, What You Doing Darling?"

Wife: "I'm Dying"

Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: "Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?"

Wife: "You Idiot I'm Dying My Hair"

Husband: "Bloody English"




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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?


Student: I don't know.


Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?


Student: We borrow it from our neighbour.












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A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant...

A man who has regular meals in a restaurant,

takes away two spoons at the end of his meal every day.


Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?


Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.






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TIPS For Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.

TIPS For Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.


If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different













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Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.

It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.


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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.

Policemen arrives.

Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!

Police replied:- You?re suchmaterialistic.

You even haven?t notice that your left arm has been cut off.

Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells

OMG! My Rolex watch!.



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Son: I Dont Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid

Son: I Dont Want To Go School Ma!

All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid

and

The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:no! You Should Go, Because You Are The

Principal

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A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it :

This one is classic !!


A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it :


Go ahead and kill me, you coward.


You are just jealous because


I can scare your wife and you cannot..!





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Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question,Can Go Home.

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question, Can Go Home.


A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.


Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?


Boy : Me . . . I'm Going Home.












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A Boy after having great time with GF he saw a guys photo in Her bag,

A Boy after having great time with GF he saw a guys photo in Her bag,


asked is he your Ex-BF ??


GF kissed him, said no its me before surgery...












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Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?


Bunty: MS Excel


Lucky: MS Word


Bittu: MS Powerpoint


Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni












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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary..

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly. . .












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Wife : I think?.Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : I think?.

Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : But I haven't said anything yet !!!

Husband : Doesn?t matter. You are RIGHT?.!

Happy International Peace Day
















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HR ? There is a 2 years gap on your CV !

HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV !


Candidate ? I was in jail



HR - Why?



Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : we will call you back



HR :- Welcome on board, you have the Job
















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Question ?Who is better?.?? Wife or sister

Question ?Who is better?.?

Wife or sister


Heart touching award winning answer:


Wife?s sister
















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