Sister : where does all the rain water go

Sister : where does all the rain water go?



Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head




Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose










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Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.

Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.



Teacher: You must be Kidding?



Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.










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Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.

Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.



Husband:Which one?



Wife:one which we stole from hotel.










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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green


and one is blue with red spots !



PAPPU: Yes it's really strange.



I have got another pair just like that at home.










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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.



Do you want to see any one before you die?.



Patient : Yes. A good doctor










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What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?


A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.










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A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi! What u doing??

A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey!



Girl: Hi! What u doing?



Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.



Girl: Aww How cute!



Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U










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