A Husband Asks His Wife, Will You Marry After I Die?

A Husband Asks His Wife, Will You Marry After I Die?

The Wife Responds, No, I Will Live With My Sister.

The Wife Asks Him Back, Will You Marry After I Die?

The Husband Responds, No, I Will Also Live With Your Sister.

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People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete and Finish

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete and Finish.

But There Is

When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.

And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.

And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!

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1 property dealer gives an ads for Lake View Flats in Kolkata

1 property dealer gives an ads for Lake View Flats in Kolkata.

When pappu bought that Flat He found something elese insted of Lake View.

Property dealer called to Pappu to change Flat.

Pappu said - I do want to change Flats.

Infact there is College Girls Hotel View in place of Lake View.

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Ramesh In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room

Ramesh In A Interview.

Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?

Ramesh: Simple, Stop Imagining

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night

In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night

Whole Bar Was Waiting For The Other Guy?s Response.

He Laughs And Says: Lets Go Home Dad, You Are Drunk Now

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Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena

Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena,

3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get?

Pappu: 3 New Girl Friends

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Question: Why Do Indian Married Women Have That

Question: Why Do Indian Married Women Have That Red Dot On Their Forehead?

Answer: Because They?re Recording Everything

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wife to husband : doctor advised me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country

wife to husband : doctor advised me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country

so where we will go ?

Husband : we will go to a new doctor.

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Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave? Man: Well, about

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I am a barber.

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A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.

Which will reach down first?
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Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food!

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