Saturday, June 6, 2020

Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Girl slaps d boy

Boy-what is this?

Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEEDBACK...












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Thursday, June 4, 2020

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

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"Wrong number," replied the girl.













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Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Man 1: I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women

Man 1: I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women

Man 2: Get Marry Soon Then you will Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other












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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her "What happened?"

She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,

but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally

picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.

Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

But what happened to your other ear?

The person(phone) called back.









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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Raju went to temple and saw people puting coin in box and praying

Raju went to the temple and saw people putting a coin in box & praying.


Raju: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through the coin.


phone without receiver!...












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Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling

Husband SMS His Wife: "Hi, What You Doing Darling?"

Wife: "I'm Dying"

Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: "Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?"

Wife: "You Idiot I'm Dying My Hair"

Husband: "Bloody English"




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Monday, June 1, 2020

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?


Student: I don't know.


Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?


Student: We borrow it from our neighbour.












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Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this? Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING. Girl slaps d boy Boy-what is this? Girl- this ...