Question ?Who is better?.?? Wife or sister

Question ?Who is better?.?

Wife or sister


Heart touching award winning answer:


Wife?s sister
















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A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid

A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,

Woman: Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?

Maid: Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty
















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Record breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to

Record breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to


one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea slogan


Idea can change your WIFE
















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Cute Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!

Cute Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!


Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.!


Girlfriend :don't Be Too Happy..


if I Get a New Offer , I Will Change the Sim Card..














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akhil: Madam, Can I Go To The Bathroom?

akhil: Madam, Can I Go To The Bathroom?


Madam corrected that wrong sentence: May I Go To The Bathroom?


akhil: But I Asked First














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Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk

Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk

and gained twenty pounds in a week.



Ben: That's impossible. Whose baby?


Anna: An elephant's.














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A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"

A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"


I happily replied, "Yes..."


She took away the extra chair in front of me













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A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.

Policemen Arrives

Man Cried: Officer, My Brand New Car.

Officer: You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Havent Notice

That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.













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Raju To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase,

Raju To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase,

Three Other Companies Are After Me

Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies?


Raju: The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company












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Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?

Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?


One student: Its h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.


Teacher: What is this?


Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!



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