Funny Interview session

In a Job Interview:

Officer : What is your name?
Manoj : M.P. sir

Officer : In full please
Manoj : Manoj Pandey

Officer : Your father's name?
Manoj : M.P. sir

Officer : What does that mean?
Manoj : Madan Pandey

Officer : Your native place?
Manoj : M.P. sir

Officer : What's that?
Manoj : Manipur Province

Officer : What is your qualification?
Manoj : M.P. sir

Officer : (Getting Angry) What is that?!!!
Manoj : Matriculation Pass

Officer : So why do you need a job?
Manoj : It is because of M.P. sir

Officer : Meaning?
Manoj : Money Problem

Officer : Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Manoj : M.P. sir

Officer : And what is that?
Manoj : Marvelous Personality sir

Officer : I see... I will get back to you.
Manoj : Sir, how was M.P. sir?

Officer : And what's that again?
Manoj : My Performance

Officer : I think you have M.P.
Manoj : Meaning?

Officer : Mental Problem!!!


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