Thursday, January 12, 2017

Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands...

A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.

Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.

Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.

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