Friday, May 17, 2019

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.

It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.


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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.

Policemen arrives.

Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!

Police replied:- You?re suchmaterialistic.

You even haven?t notice that your left arm has been cut off.

Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells

OMG! My Rolex watch!.



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Son: I Dont Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid

Son: I Dont Want To Go School Ma!

All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid

and

The Kids Hate Me.
Mom:no! You Should Go, Because You Are The

Principal



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A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it :

This one is classic !!


A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it :


Go ahead and kill me, you coward.


You are just jealous because


I can scare your wife and you cannot..!





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Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question,Can Go Home.

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question, Can Go Home.


A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.


Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?


Boy : Me . . . I'm Going Home.












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A Boy after having great time with GF he saw a guys photo in Her bag,

A Boy after having great time with GF he saw a guys photo in Her bag,


asked is he your Ex-BF ??


GF kissed him, said no its me before surgery...












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Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?


Bunty: MS Excel


Lucky: MS Word


Bittu: MS Powerpoint


Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni












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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary..

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly. . .












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Wife : I think?.Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : I think?.

Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : But I haven't said anything yet !!!

Husband : Doesn?t matter. You are RIGHT?.!

Happy International Peace Day
















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HR ? There is a 2 years gap on your CV !

HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV !


Candidate ? I was in jail



HR - Why?



Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : we will call you back



HR :- Welcome on board, you have the Job
















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